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Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

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1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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fuckup

A person who is a complete fuckup in life. Someone who can't hold a job, can't get laid, can't mantain a relationship, mooches off everyone like a little parasite and shits on everyone who knows them. Even their own family hates their guts. A complete failure in every aspect of life.
That Rehmeyer sure is a fuckup, why dosnt he just obliterate himself and call it day?
by kr3493k322 February 14, 2008
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All-Star Fuckup

An indivual who consistently belittles the value of time and money on an hourly basis.
One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
If I wasn't surrounded by this team of All-Star Fuckups maybe I could get some work done around here.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
by Guy Russell (Goo) August 30, 2008
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Wank fuckup

When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.
I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015
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fuckupapotamus

A person that cosistantly fails at any attempt to aid others.
Mike tried to help this old lady across the street and accidently tripped her, what a fuckupapotamus.
by dave the dragon July 23, 2010
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fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.
"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"
by nonplussed February 23, 2017
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fukushima fuckup

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up
The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011
by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011
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