Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.

Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.

by TGBU August 29, 2009

Futoon.

Futoon is an arab female name that means " Beauty " or " madly fallen in love". Futoon is a person who love helping people and has the kindest heart. Also she is a strong person and will never allowed to someone to let her down.

" Today i met futoon. She is as gorgeous as her name"

by Khalid22AA November 29, 2020

furongee

A Twinky with yeast filled cream, that someone unknowingly eats on a Monday morning

Hey tiny Ken, did you enjoy your date with peeaira, bet you had the taste of furongee in your mouth Sunday morning!

by #dump1 April 23, 2021

cleavage furrow

The band of microfilaments during cytokinesis in cell division that splits the two daughter cells' membranes in half. Biology teachers everywhere are laughed at after teaching this word during class.

Biology teacher: "And during cytokinesis, the cleavage furrow begins..."
John: "HAHA, she just said cleavage!"
Alex: "Yeah, haha, I love this class bro!"

by DarkSilentHero December 15, 2013