Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

functiontration

n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.

a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.

(also v. functiontrate)

I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.

I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.

by number86 February 27, 2011

function

a party up in da hood

Me and da niggas goin to a function over on Northgate.

by Nutty NIGGA FRom Da NORF July 3, 2006

funkytown gore

A horrifying gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017. It shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background. They even slice his throat with a box cutter at some point.

guy 1: did you see the funkytown gore video?

guy 2: yeah, do NOT look it up

by imgay82629103639201873 October 2, 2021

Funston

The state of nudity in which a person is only naked from the waist down.

"I like this guys style, it's like Winnie the Pooh. "

"Oh yea, he's going Funston."

by carpwrist April 21, 2010

funktropolis

Through reality or artificiality, a pseudo-nirvana in the lands of funk.

I was tripping last night, and I swear, I went to funktropolis.

by Nick Antovoni September 30, 2004

funktified grille

When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.

Man, that girl was really hot until she smiled and I saw that funktified grille.

by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009