post-sexual fugue

The act of fleeing the scene of a negative sexual encounter. Marked by a strong aversion to having contact or communication with the other sexual party. In extreme cases even being in the same vicinity is too much to bear. Often occuring after cum horror. Often leads to shame shower.

Yeah, we had sex. But I had an episode of post-sexual fugue. I snuck out, got in my car, and drove-off like a mad man with a sigh of relief.

by Felix Mariano Baia November 5, 2008

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Fuguley

A totally ugly person, place or thing.
Freaken-ugly
Fug ley

WOW that person is fuguley...

by Peter Costa May 23, 2005

fugster

Someone ( normally characterized as something) that is fugly. Person must be exceptionally fugly.

Oh, that fugly bitch she sure was a fugster, she was so fugly that i would have killed her if it wasnt agianst the law.

by Adam M. mother fuckers November 5, 2006

Figute

A hybrid between a fig and a flute. Edible, but can also be used for musical purposes.

While chewing on his figute, he accidentally played C#.

by Aroj August 14, 2009

skyler fugate

Your everyday typical PHIL SWIFT faggot, made only in vietnam and china possibly the stretchiest face you'll ever fuck with your horse cock, he is a flat out goobersmooch who will only give yo bitch two tiddlywinks of cum, he is the most amazing girl gorilla hybrid and will always bring a good time to your 8 year old birthday party, he gets cannibalistic around carrots and george bush. he is the gayest of the faggots in the north pole usually buttfucked by me donald j trump

wow he really is a skyler fugate

by Mr. Unknown but known December 20, 2018

dissociative fugue

where you wake up and you are someone else and then some time later you come back to yourself. The thing is you can demand people on acid to "dissociate!" and they think they do, but really they don't because part of a dissociative fugue is that it can't be drug-induced.

Alex: "Eli. Dissociate!"
Eli: "I like mittens!"
Josie: "Sweet God,I think Eli's having a dissociative fugue!

by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005