Fucksticks

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

fuckstick

Someone who is being rude, stupid, retarded, or otherwise just really pissing you off.

Dude, don't be a fuckstick!

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Funtastic

Funtastic = something/someone really Fun or Fantastic Fun

Sucktastic = something/someone that really Sucks or Fantastic Sucks

1: You're Funtastic.
2: And you're Sucktastic!

by LordVampyr June 2, 2008

Fuckstick

1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis

2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.

Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"

1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.

2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."

by Plant February 9, 2004

fucktastic

WHEN YOU HAVE JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING FUCK OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE.. HOW YOU FEEL AFTER

completely satisfied all over... orgasmically fucktastic!!

by honey pot September 18, 2005