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fucktard whisperer

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Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
by Mama_G February 2, 2017
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fucktardia

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State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary
slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia
by Ðiego December 7, 2002
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fucktard

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fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 November 7, 2002
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a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007
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Fucktardicle

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A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.
People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.
by Glitchi February 5, 2010
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Fucktardistan

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THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!
THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.
by pharquad January 6, 2017
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fucktardcontest

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A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.
Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest
by Dave the man June 30, 2008
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