person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"
*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"
*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"
by Katarina K December 21, 2006
A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking
Oh my god fuck me hard daddy
by Disnigga09 December 27, 2017
When one dances so hard to a jam at a party that their head starts to hurt and they begin to drown in their sweat.
dude 1: Hey brah, why you lookin so sick man?
dude 2: dawg the bass line fucked me hard...my head is spinning and i think im about too....*throws up*
dude 1: das nasty man
dude 2: dawg the bass line fucked me hard...my head is spinning and i think im about too....*throws up*
dude 1: das nasty man
by thegirlthatkrumps December 2, 2010
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
by AlexBumpkin November 13, 2007
A boy whom thinks they can get any girl they please when really every girl hates him. A try hard fuck also once they get with a girl stays with them because they know they won't be able to get another girl but act as though they are inferior to them to make themselves look cooler then they already are.
Micheal is a try hard fuck boy
by Thatsoanna December 19, 2016
Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
by Rock n roll with Ziggy May 8, 2022
"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"
by Mr Yelah September 17, 2017