Fugpiece

derived from the words fugly (f*cking ugly) and slampiece. It is used to describe a bro's girlfriend (or just slampeice) ...with the double meaning of fugly and slampeice. In most instances, the bro is the only one unaware that his girl is a fugpiece. so as a result he is made fun of for dating said fugpiece.

"yo, why the hell is my bro dating that fugpeice? he should at least of kept her as a slampeice instead of making it official." - zach s.

"I love making fun of fugpieces on the reg because i have nothing better to do"- Me

by mmm444 July 14, 2010

fuckparcel

fuckparcel describes a sexual position where the receiving partner in intercourse is folded into a small package-like formation while being penetrated, usually on their back with knees folded close to the ears.

I folded him up into a fuckparcel.

by spinner9 March 2, 2008

Fuckpence

When something is of little value or requires a small amount of money to buy.

Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.

Example 1
Bloke 1 - How much did that set you back?
Bloke 2 - Oh, it was fuckpence.
Example 2
Bloke 1 - I'm so upset, I broke up with my girlfriend last night.
Bloke 2 - Man up, mate! she wasn't worth fuckpence!

by Zayushki October 2, 2013

workplace fuckpile

An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.

John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."

by the workplace monitor April 15, 2013

fuckpick

to pick a lock with ones penis

i had to fuckpick my way out of my gimp cage

by medman81 July 22, 2011

fuckience

1) the ambience of fuckness
2) the atmosphere of fuckitude

My date is coming over, i need to set the fuckience.

the fuckience of the room increases your own fuckulence.

by i knows May 13, 2010

fuckpie

1.A lesbian booty call that is not from a prostitute.
2.The woman who is called to perform it.

"There's no tallent tonight and i'm randy as a a mother fucker. I'll just call my fuckpie"

by demona_bomb October 30, 2006