donkey fuck

to catch air while slammin some chick in the sack

derived from donkey kick

going vertical,donkey fuck

by sprung 8===========D December 9, 2003

donkey fuck

While fucking a girl doggy style, lean over and wisper in her ear that her sister was a much better root, then hold on for your life.

Bob: Met Jainies big sister today
Charles: You gonna donkey fuck her?
Bob: Nah shes fuglylier than your mum

by Superintendant May 26, 2005

a fucking massive donkey dick

something u will never have

your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'

by ShUsH69420 June 7, 2021

Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.

Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

by Hannah Whatsername July 2, 2007

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024