fucktolos

Expression used when you are too excited for words. Usually at the beginning of a sentence where you are preparing your audience for a wild story.

Brad: Fucktolos! I remember I was swallowed by a snake so I tickled it from the inside and it exploded then a hunter dude came out of nowhere and cried because I "killed his son".

Kyle: Brad, stop fucking doing drugs.

by TooStupidToTalk January 12, 2018

fuckoxious

So obnoxious that it requires the words "fucking" and "obnoxious" to be fused together into a brand new expletive.

Hey, your eight year old kid is being really fuckoxious.

by Mister Minux May 3, 2006

fuckology

the study of fucking

What are you? An expert in fuckology?

by Rehnquist March 31, 2004

Fuckfolk

The gender neutral version of "Fuckbois"

Reasonable person: What are you guys up to?
Girl: Snapping my dad nudes
Guy: I'm her dad
Reasonable person walks away because they'z fuckfolk

by The Jabbertalky September 3, 2016

Fuckflooded

In a female, the state of being so torridly tumescent that your underwear is wet.

"That dude is so hot I'm fuckflooded every time he looks at me."
"He's Vinny Viagra, and I'm fuckflooded Niagara."
"We don't need no lube cause I'm fuckflooded before we even fuck."

by pmd June 27, 2016

Fuckfolk

Coined by Luce 5 April 2018
Gender neutral version of "Fuckboi" or "Fuckgirl".
A person who is strictly into sexual relationships and will do anything to get what they want regardless of the lies required.

Warning, Apparently Fuckfolk can wink at you via messenger now. Be aware, not alarmed.

by Callmesir73 May 21, 2018

Fuckilionaire

A person with unreasonable amounts of moneys.

This dentist is buying yet another mansion in Miami - he's basically a fuckilionaire.

by OHOKSunshine April 12, 2019