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fuckastrophy

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity
Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy
by jamaram February 27, 2010
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gypsy fuckfest

When a party, gathering or rave becomes completely out of hand due to the pure horniness from the people attending. Where you find the "party" is no longer a party and borderlines orgy. People are drunk as hell, on the floor making out. Girls flopping tits out like it's nobody's business. Alcohol, sweat, saliva, sperm, pussy juice drips from the ceiling and there is no escape.
Example A: "Man what do think of this party?!"

"It's a gypsy fuckfest man!"

Example B: "Are you going to the party this Saturday?"

"Man... Have you seen the list of people going?! It's gonna be a gypsy fuckfest..."
by Hoooo-dini April 30, 2016
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hipster fuckfest

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.
"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
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Fucktastrophy

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable
The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.
by Debdem September 22, 2020
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fuckbast

Scottish - Fuckbast is the word Buckfast transposed. Central region slang for the popular tonic wine brand 'Buckfast'.

A commonly held belief is that the number embossed on a Buckfast bottle denotes the sweetness of the contents. This is merely a batch number and is not an indication of the quality or sucrose level of the contents.
Right ya fanny, my bottles got a 2 on it so it's the sweetest Fuckbast ever man. Let's go to the park and sit on the swings. Aye man Falkirk Fear! Let's stamp some authority!
by ScottW April 27, 2006
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Drunkin Fuckfest

After having sex all morning. Going to buy lunch, dinner & beer. Then you both get drunk all day only pausing to have sex about every two to three hours.
Him: What do you want to do today?

Her: I dunno, Drunkin Fuckfest!!
by RODAN37 May 29, 2010
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fuckfest

1.n.- a party or gathering of people, with the express purpose of having sex with various partners. Syn.- orgy

2.n.- A party or gathering of people where no sex will actually occur, but called a "fuckfest" for the express purpose of making other people believe or think of an orgy.
1. "The bear had an idea: Fuckfest!"

2. "Dude, bring over some hotdogs and a case of root beer, because this is going to be the coolest fuckfest ever!"
by theDefiner December 3, 2004
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