needle dick bug fucker 

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

needle dick bug fucker by Chamber6 May 28, 2020

Pencil dick bug fucker 

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.

Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.

Pencil dick bug fucker by Shmoobs July 18, 2011

Needle Dick Bug Fucker 

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

Needle Dick Bug Fucker by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

Dick faced mother fucker 

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

Dick faced mother fucker by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

small dick weisel mother fucker by -Hammer February 27, 2005

eat dick, fucker 

best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker

eat dick, fucker by josh70 January 6, 2009