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The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.
“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.
by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019
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fuckerness

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities
You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.
by jiminc1 January 4, 2012
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fuckerati

Fuckerati (pl.) is a portmanteau, pointing to the sexual version of literati, or intellectuals.
Fuckerati are the intellectuals of sex, meaning they belong to the elite caste of those experienced and knowledgeable in the most esoteric and complex ways of sex. Basically they are the know-it-alls of sex.

Singular: Fuckerat (outdated and rarely used)
Boy: That couple supposedly did all of KamaSutra and Tantic Sex in one night and still want more.
Girl: Yeah, they are famous fuckerati. Maybe we should swing with them, you'd learn a thing or two.
by fuckerat May 16, 2009
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fuckbang

Whoa! that was one hell of a fuckbang!
by Oz March 27, 2003
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fuckening

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.
Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"
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fuckerfag

Someone with the unusual ability to be a total fucker and a total fag, all at the same time.
Phil: "Gary is a complete fuckerfag!"
Jeff: "Yeah, he really is."
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
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fuckeraena

having sexual intercourse, but instead of using the term the horizontal tango, the terms fuck and mocceraena are combined.
A: Why are those two in such a hurry?
B: They're going to do the fuckeraena
by Kate..yea December 10, 2006
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