Fuckaroundary

Noun

The multitude of unexpected peripheral tasks one often has to do in order to complete what seems at first a simple task.

After finding his lost impact driver, discovering that the bit is stuck inside, going to the hardware store to buy liquid wrench to free the bit, finally working the bit free back at the jobsite, and then discovering the desired bit is missing, going back to the hardware store and finding they don't have the proper bit in stock, Lorne exclaimed in frustration, "What a day of fuckaroundary!"

by Ted The Ned November 15, 2018

Fucktardette

Female version of a fucktard.

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette

by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

by Maga! January 22, 2021

Fuckdamnit

An expression of extreme frustration. Usually accompanied by table flipping, or wildly humping the couch.

"FUCKDAMNIT! The fucking porn video refuses to play. Fuck this shit, bitches."

by Fedora Jack April 13, 2016

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Fucktard Stink Box

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.

The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.

by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010

fuckdorable

fucking adorable; adorably fuckable; describing someone who is both cute and very hot

He's not just cute, he's fuckdorable.

by jstegosaur September 17, 2011