Fuckballs

When either word fuck or balls can't define how bad a situation is.

Jeff"Hey Jim you wife has herpes."

Jim "but you're the only person we know that has herpes"

Jeff" fuckballs"

by Delo January 10, 2014

Fuckballer

One who balls fucks.

"what's up?"
"Just balling some fucks."
"You total fuckballer. Go to hell."

by Jon Heslop 2K6 ya'll September 1, 2008

Fuckballs

A group of ten or more humans, of both sexes, naked, and rolled into a ball.

"Holy fuckballs, that was a long post."

by Mimziez September 20, 2009

Fuckballs

A ball that is being thrown by a person at someone else, in order of wanting to rape you or to piss you off.

Dakota kept throwing fuckballs at us today.

by PepsiDeFrenchllama January 11, 2012

holy fuckballs

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

Fuckball

A change-up on crack. Thrown side-arm or submarine. And if it fucks your throwin it right!

Ian...the windup...the pitch...its a fuckball on the outside corner hes struck em out!

by D-witty November 20, 2010