Fuck My Life

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.

"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"

by Jesus, H Christ October 5, 2008

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it

Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :

by GOD OF FUCK MY LIFEEEEE October 29, 2009

fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009

oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

by marvshub June 25, 2021

fucking love my life

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.

Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!

by IAmSpix May 19, 2016

fuck my actual life

This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.

Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"

by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013