FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

fromper

Someone who farts while sitting in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

David is a fromper, he bites those bubbles all the time.

by Zach K. July 16, 2008

fruper

to be used when no other word can best describe the complete intensity of any particular emotion.

Eli Manning is a....freakin' fruper.

What the fruper was that about?!

Have a fruper duper day!

by Junroo January 11, 2009

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

frummer

Frummer is a Yiddish adjective that means "more Orthodox"...in other words, more religious (in any religion) than others.

Oy, my boychik thinks he's frummer than I am just because he's had his bar mitzvah.

by AJ Binder September 5, 2007

frumped

To be ditched by a friend who used you used to hang out with a lot.

Derived from "friend-dumped"

Person 1: Hey, you and Molly used to hang out a lot right? What happened?

Person 2: Yeah, I got frumped pretty bad. We don't really hang out anymore.

by Frumper Unlimited June 12, 2009

Frumperated

to be frumpy and frustrated at the same time

Lily is extraordinarily frumperated

by frumperated March 22, 2021