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Fruity Pebbled Shit

When you eat to much of one color, Tf do you expect idiot your fruit gonna come out like a cereal brand 🤡
by LovelyColorfulShit November 2, 2019
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Fruity pebbles

When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
by Skoodel October 9, 2020
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Mexican Fruity Pebbles

When a male gags himself until he vomits into a females gapping ass then they both continue to drink it out with silly straws
"So how'd your date with Drew go?!"
"It was amazing he gave me a bowl of Mexican fruity pebbles!"
by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017
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Fruity Pebbles

When your girlfriend puts raspberries in your bum, and you subsequently fart them into her mouth.
You wanna eat some fruity pebbles tonight baby?
by Riccardo613 December 31, 2020
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fruity pebbles

1: hey who do you have for gym?
2: i think i got that fruity pebbles guy this year!
1: bummer
by Joe1325x June 12, 2008
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you love fruity pebbles

when you say "you love friuty pebbles" it means you are gay because some people call gay people fruity.
by Rollergirl 2012 May 20, 2011
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fruity pebblin

tell that barney rubble to quit fruity pebblin
by Dunken Drama November 6, 2007
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