fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

fruitastic

a fruit that is just so perfect there are no words to describe it

morgan: this apple is just so good. it's fruitastic!

by twigglet0025 September 9, 2010

Fruitasious

Being the closest thing to gay

Fruitasious-When David try to grab you from behind

by TY3C012 June 24, 2019

Fruitard

A hosexual, mentally disabled individual

Dude, you are fruitarded

by Ari Brownstein October 29, 2007

fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

by JesseG88 December 15, 2006

Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

fruitard

A person who doesn't know what a fruitard is, created just to annoy people.

Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.

by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008