Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.

It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.

by cjewooly November 07, 2010

fruit roll up

it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.

YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!

by matt hollywood December 05, 2004

Fruit roll up

The term for when gay people do a drive by

Hey man I just saw a fruit roll up

by KodakfAt March 15, 2017

Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.

Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?

by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018

Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

by DaddieDoWerk October 13, 2015

fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008

Fruit Roll Up

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.

Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!

by Jimmy9234 October 17, 2008