when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side
Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting
by crazyasian March 18, 2015
When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 19, 2015
by Edward Connor November 25, 2016
A sex act pertaining of preferably 3-4 people where the contents of a fruit cup or fruit cocktail is put into another anal cavity, the other participant then packs it in, the next step is sharing the cocktail, by taking turns, eating the farted out fruit, Ass to Mouth.
Bob:Hey man you goin' out tonight
Joe:Nope Janey is kinky tonight
Bob:Howa bout i join, you know the little fruit cup *wink wink*
Joe:yeah why not? we need another person.
Janey:Im not being the cup.
Joe:Nope Janey is kinky tonight
Bob:Howa bout i join, you know the little fruit cup *wink wink*
Joe:yeah why not? we need another person.
Janey:Im not being the cup.
by jellyDnut January 15, 2011
by FreckledFruitCup September 08, 2017
by The host boss January 28, 2014
The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.
The first best insult is ten ply.
Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.
Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.
Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
by andrewn September 17, 2013