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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').
When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.
by Copie Boy November 6, 2002
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Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."
Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.
by Vagimuff April 3, 2009
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Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
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Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.
by Purple Jon December 20, 2010
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pressed fruit bowl

As above. Is particularly impressive when the buttocks and arsecrack are employed. The Australian "panel van" style of car is a favorite with exponents of this sport.
"yeh, it was grouse! Simmo done a pressed fruit bowl out the back of the Sandman - I reckon those people in the funeral procession woulda freaked!"
by Cockbreath March 17, 2003
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Pressed Fruit Bowl

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass
I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl
by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005
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