frosty jim

Urinate in condom. Freeze it and used for masturbation for a female

Frosty jim can be a cold way to masturbate

by awesomeME February 8, 2015

frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.

'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'

by little manboy September 20, 2015

Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance

Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?

by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010

frosty Jim

When a man urinates in a condom, freezes it, then uses it to penetrate a woman.

Justin wasn't getting the job done with Samantha, so he gave her a Frosty Jim.

by kylers85 February 8, 2015

frosty jim

(fraw-stee jihm, fros-tee jihm)
noun

1. Take a condom, urinate in it, seal it off so the urine doesn't leak out, put it in the freezer until completely frozen then have a person use the condom as a dildo.

1. Hey, Jenny, you are my daughter and I love you. I know you are young and just starting to explore your sexual interests but do you think you could possibly not leave your Frosty Jim in the freezer right next to the dinner?

2. Hey baby, you know how you said you love me and would do anything for me? Well, I heard about this new thing at work that I kind of wanted to try, it's called a Frosty Jim.

3. Oh god, Jesus Christ, that Frosty Jim got me so wet. I'm cumming, I'm cumming right now! Oh shit, the condom busted. FUCK!!! It smells so bad!

by Spork Schivago February 8, 2015

Frosty joey

After intercorse with a very large woman, you pull it out and cum in ner belly button.

"Stacy, why is your belly button all crusty?"
"My boyfriend made me a frosty joey last night"

by Petemoss June 2, 2018

Frosty Joey

The act of a man wrapping his foreskin around a bomb pop, as such of a baby kangaroo

I heard Frank never recovered from the frosty joey he performed for Nicole last week

by dirtydalt September 5, 2021