Blast on fools

To use your strap/firearm on a human being. To shoot somebody.

1. Some bustas tried to jack my whip, so I had to blast on those fools.
2. If y'all see my parole officer, blast on that fool!

by Nigel Tufnel January 31, 2005

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

foolishg

a lovely totem shark who is currently new to the dream smp. has a lot of nice STUFF. foolish often gets ridiculed but just wants to be a nice guy. is extremely cool due to claiming that he can bring players back to life. RESPECTS EGG.

"foolishg is so cool" - everyone

by ellieissuperswagggg January 27, 2021

April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

April Fools!

by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007

fool's gambit

A poor strategy, an unwise move, or a dangerous maneuver.

Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.

by bostoncasey December 17, 2016

done raised a fool

Reference to a parent who failed to raise a child near their potential.

Marquis: Jerome ran out of gas and the cops caught his ass after he robbed that liquor store.
Lashonda: That boy mama done raised a fool!

by Pizzlej January 20, 2019