Fronads

When you go into really cold water or something else freezing, and your balls freeze.

The abbreviation for "Frozen-nads" or "Frozen-Gonads"

DUDE! The water's freezing! I got fronads!

by jackofspadesman July 26, 2009

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

Girls' Frontline

A gacha game craeted by a Shanghai-based company. Its contents include T-Dolls, Enemy Units and Special T-Dolls. You fight as the Commander to support the army of Griffin & Kryuger troops against the Sangvis troops to avenge other T-Dolls. There are many costumes in this game for your T-Dolls. It also has an anime adaptation. The T-Dolls are named after all the IRL firearms in this world.

Guy 1: Girls' Frontline is literally destroying my social life!

Guy 2: That's... great, actually.

by LaserImouto February 22, 2022

Frontal Scoop

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly

1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.

by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012

front bummer

a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.

"wow dude, she just cut a wicked front bummer."

by atticlight86 February 10, 2013

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

eminence front

A song by the rock group The Who about the facade one erects, or the pose one assumes, whether from pride, arrogance, insecurity or some other motive, in order to conceal his or her identity or essential self. The song lists various happenings, the pursuit or occurrence of which causes us to forget that we conceal ourselves as such.

Eminence fronters: Name-droppers, power trippers, title proclaimers, bling wearers, etc.

by Keith Hodges May 25, 2007