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fresher five

weight put on during a student's first year of university study, due to a large amount of fast food and a sedentary lifestyle.

(From "fresher" = first year university student, and five = five kilograms (11 pounds), the amount research suggest students put on in their first year)
That girl was hot, until she put on the fresher five.
by lcmortensen June 7, 2010
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freshershest

Super-fresh. Being of the utmost freshness.
This new Old Spice is the freshershest deodorant I have ever used.
by Matsuflex March 21, 2010
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fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.
Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.
by Big Simes January 22, 2003
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Fresher Fuck

Older, second or third year students, or even members of the public who prey on vulnerable, very drunk freshers during freshers week
guy: I cant come out with you guys, its freshers week!
mates: You dont go to university!
guy: i know, i'm just out for a fresher fuck!

-- example 2 --

Girl: you creep, im not going anywhere near you
Guy: can you blame a guy for trying?
Girl: You are all the same, just out for a fresher fuck!
Guy: You said it sweetheart!
by jayvizzle October 10, 2009
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fresher joe

fresher joe got drunk and passed out.
one of the fresher joes is lost
fresher joe travelled the world on his gap year
that fresher joe fell asleep standing up
by skag January 16, 2014
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Pipe down, Fresher

"Shut it you low-life scum!" Frequently uttered throughout university campuses, or bars with a high population of rowdy, young students.
Student number 1: "My Dad owns a yacht rah rah rah..."

Student number 2: "Pipe down, Fresher, and see it away for arrogance!"
by Howpig November 12, 2006
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Freshers decline

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)
Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch
by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019
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