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the Freudian Slips

When and intellectual or well educated woman is preforming sex (oral or vaginal) the action of slipping down on the male penis can be referenced as the Freudian Slip.
The Freudian Slips : The way Freudian Slips down on my dick, it is easy to see she has a latent oral fixation. In
by Freudian Slips October 25, 2015
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[Freudian Slip]

A Freudian Slip An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.
Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.

Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."
by Jrizzlerose September 12, 2017
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Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle
He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy
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Freudian nipple slip

When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.
I can't wait until Miley Cyrus has a Freudian nipple slip.
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Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.
sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.
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Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
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Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.
Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.
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