Freshman Girl Syndrome

A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.

Symtoms:

Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.

Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.

When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.

What Happens:

Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.

What Increases your risk:

Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.

When to call a doctor:

When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.

FGS can result in:

Social disasters

High School drop outs

Drug Addiction

extreme naiveness

loss of friends

Unprotected sex

teen pregnancy

HIV/AIDS

DEATH

In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.

Q:

"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"

A:

"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."

Questioner:

"Oh shit i am so mean"

by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010

Freshappl

Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.

A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"

by Jocomol May 9, 2021

2016 XXL freshman cypher

A godly cypher consisting of Denzel curry, lil uzi vert, lil yachty, Kodak black and 21 savage, for XXL magazine with amazing chemistry between them all as well as fire bars and flow from the new generation ( also there was another cypher but we dont talk ab that one)

Yo you heard that 2016 XXL freshman cypher?

by Ynwmelly January 9, 2020

freshman hunter

An upperclassman, usually a male or one who is older than a freshman girl, they stalk their prey daily via facebook. These creatures usually attends parties that include several younger females. They will attempt anything and go through great lengths to get into the younger females' pants.

Also known as : cradle robbers

Leland: Yo who invited those fuckin' freshman hunters man?! They're not comin in my house..

Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!

Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him

Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!

by Brendan10200 July 10, 2010

freshman flesh

Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.

Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.

Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.

by Natki February 19, 2011

pocket freshmen

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.

did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.

by MOK69 November 27, 2011

Freshman

A person who in their first year of college or high school (in most cases only associated with high school). The bottom of the food chain. Each year freshmen get looked down on further and further, only because freshman are becoming more annoying then ever. Usually seen clogging up the halls, taking other peoples lunch spots or just being total dicks to older grades even though they are just freshman. Older grades and teachers most likely make fun of the past few years (0,1,2 years ago) of freshmen just because of how annoying they are/the lack of respect they have. T

Junior: Hey look at those freshmen!
Senior: Damn, they get smaller every year!
Freshman: The fuck did you say to me?
Junior and Senior: The fuck is that guys problem?

by Fieroman September 20, 2017