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French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!
Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!
by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020
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French Horned

I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.

Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.

Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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French Horn

1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.

2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!
by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 22, 2011
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French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal
Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn
by hannaharendt June 9, 2019
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French horn

A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.
Bill had a rough night after getting French horned by Mary; the next day he had to wear Depends as a precaution after all the stretching.
by Panda23 January 5, 2011
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French Horn

The act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus.
That dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15.
by Pilot K May 20, 2014
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French Horn

The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.
Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*
by Shannyfanny June 4, 2010
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