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freeport

town in northern illinois that is home to lots of black crackheads trying to fight you. i used to live there and i had some ugly homeless man asking me if i had a blunt or some cheap alcohol. at 7am. i once walked outside and some girl with weird legs that were jiggly was chasing her loser cheater boyfriend with a 50 pound rock. there’s an area near the ymca/highland community college where if you live there, there is a 100% chance that you homeschool your kids. white people are minorities. most are mexican and black. some chinese people came to freeport middle school once to look around and were taking pictures and kids were saying ching chong and telling them to not eat their dogs and that they should hide theirs. there are mass police chases after school. only chinese people in town are the nail people. the only thing good about that town is that the orchestra is the longest lasting one in american schools. you will be woken up in the morning to hood music. you walk in groups of 30 out there. there is a lovely store called adams market where the owners pray 25/8 . kids still use facebook out there. ugly ass bitches think they’re the shit. union dairy is good but once i got this bitch with hand herpies touching my ice cream. someone once drove through the state farm building. there are two of each thing bc each side is different levels of ghetto. they have like 5 housing developments. you can see the us bank building from anywhere in town. locals hang out at the library.
hey dude i’ll be staying in freeport for a while.

~you gon die
by epommiofff June 15, 2019
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Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.
Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.
by LongIslandScout August 25, 2009
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Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.
Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.
by Layqueishea October 29, 2008
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Freeport, Illinois

Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBea'l was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBeal' was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
by FreeportGirl July 26, 2013
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freeport me

A town ruled completely by a giant boot
"Have you heard of Freeport ME?"
"Oh, you mean home of LLBeans?"
by SlimShades April 12, 2014
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Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.
Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.
by Layqueishea October 29, 2008
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freeport ny

Deadass the wildest place you'll ever be in, also the dumbest place.
That party was so Freeport NY
by Z.D. January 9, 2017
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