freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

pretty freekin scary

Book series written by Chris P. Flesh. Real name of author unknown, unless this is his real name, and his parents were really wierd. The book is about a dead kid named Freekin, birthname Franklin. He died while living at the dorms of his school, Snickering Willows. He came back to life because he missed his worldly possessions. People act as though he is fine, though freekin thinks that they must find it hard, considering he can remove his limbs at will, and they fall off. He is in love with a girl, Lilly, and he gives her his heart... Literally.The series also stars Pretty, a monster from the afterlife that followed Freekin to the surface. She has a face only a mother could love, and Kind of thinks of Freekin as a brother. She can remove her eyeballs, which she hasseven of, and leave them all over the place. Another main character is Scary (yes, all of their names are in the title), who is a phantom, with lightning speed. He didn't fit in with the other phantoms, as he is easily scared, even of himself. He can morph into anything, and can go through walls.He doesn't speak, though all of Freekin's friends think he is cool. It had merchandise being sold at Wal*Mart, though I am not sure if it is now.

Have you ever heard of Pretty Freekin Scary?
No... What is it?
Smack.

by CrimsonKnight93 November 23, 2007

fucking freezing

Extreme cold where your nuts feel like they are going to curl up and disappear

1:Dude, I can't see to find my balls.

2:That's because its fucking freezing out there. Get Inside Moron.

by SevenD February 10, 2008

Freetini

1. Free martiini's or any drinks a women ges while out at a bar or night club; especially when she feigns interest.
2. Free alcohol, usually tricked out of the supplier.

These girl spent the whole night at the bar juicing playboy for freetini's; faking like she was interested in him.

by Xavier Lamont December 21, 2004

Freeding

Freeding: (verb) To read magazines in a shop with no intention of purchasing the magazine.

When I met Matt this morning in the shop, he had been freeding for the last 30 minutes in the magazine section.

by Wordlee July 19, 2014

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006