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Freebie

(noun) Something acquired through a Jewish way, as in, without the need to pay for it.
Mr. Goldstein goes to Costco every Sunday to get a freebie from food stands.
by marshypillo January 16, 2011
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freebie

The light headed feeling you get when you stand up after sitting for a while.

freebie is in reference to the free buzz your getting from standing up to fast
I got the meanest freebie yesterday when i stood up after smoking and watching tv for 6 hours
by Jimmy McCarthy April 2, 2007
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Freebie

To give someone oral sex in exchange for hitting them for goosing you.
"Bitch y did u hit me, gimme my motherfuckin freebie"
by Mamabear1211 February 1, 2009
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freebie

1. A girl involved in prostitution not strictly connected (linked) to a pimp. - 2. A non professional prostitute who "works" from time to time for gets some extra money or for fun (always for money)
I was with a Freebie I met on the road, but after that time I've never seen her
by Lazzaro May 19, 2006
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freebie

When one has a wet dream or ejaculates during sleep due to lack of sex or masturbation from the fear that he would be sinning against God.
"Joey's stoaked, he just had a freebie last night but his bed is a mess."

"Man guys God just hooked me up with a freebie, its been so long I was starting to worry."

"I was tempted to whack it because its been 6 months since my last freebie, but finally last night couldn't have come at a better time."
by 10duece December 16, 2007
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freebie list

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
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No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
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