Freebie
Freebie by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022
freebie
A nude picture sent before meeting up with someone, most commonly requested a guy. It is commonly frowned upon to send one, due to men who ask for these either being complete assholes or very likely to be flakes.
Person A: This guy just asked for nudes before he will come smoke us out.
Person B: What did you tell him?
Person A: I told him no freebies, I ain't sending lewd pics till after you come over.
Person B: What did you tell him?
Person A: I told him no freebies, I ain't sending lewd pics till after you come over.
freebie by Asriel___LOVER February 16, 2024
freebie list
A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
freebie list by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
Freebie Guy
An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
Freebie Guy by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
Freebie Tit
Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''
Freebie Tit by TitsAreAwesome August 2, 2012
Freebie Flick
Freebie Flick is a nick name associated to a female who actively and consistently strives to seek discounts, and or rewards, through loyalty programs or via customer return incentives, eg; coffee loyalty card, or frequent flyers cards, etc.
“I can’t believe I was given a movie voucher for my birthday by Felicity, when I went to use it the other day, there wasn’t any money on it? They said the gift card wasn’t activated? Which means, she just took the gift voucher, wrote the denomination amount she thought she would give me ($100 Dollars) and give me the gift card as a present – What a fucking stupid Freebie Flick of a friend I took her to be, I don’t want to associate with that fake ass bitch anymore”.
Freebie Flick by Jew-Lee-Ett Nin-Er January 5, 2020
Freebie Foul
When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.
Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.
Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.
Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.
Freebie Foul by nme619 September 21, 2016
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