A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
by M Digga August 24, 2006
by HazRub May 19, 2007
"The hands-free pullback is my signature"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*
You: *is uncool*
by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022
by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024