Fappening

When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.

Damn Georgina you are Fappening right now.

by IW69 February 25, 2020

crappening

When something crappy happens.

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.

by forty cent October 17, 2011

what's crappening

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014

Frappooing

The art of frapping and pooing simultaneously

That girl was Frappooing she was about 20 minutes

by leftyisherecall999 August 7, 2019

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

frapping

female masturbation

I took a sickie and spent all day Frapping myself until my bean was sore!

by benski September 2, 2003