A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
by Marty s. July 15, 2005
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by FourierSeriesisNext February 4, 2023
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Gang members can all be seen wearing a red and green jersey with the number 88 on it, these people are usually called "jerseyheads"
anyone who dons the jersey is destined to destroy everything around them including themselves to reach higher "folds"
a "fold" is given to someone after they senselessly kill a large amount of people, the amount required is increased every fold which can be expressed with the equation kills(fold) = fold∑i=1 8i
Gang members can all be seen wearing a red and green jersey with the number 88 on it, these people are usually called "jerseyheads"
anyone who dons the jersey is destined to destroy everything around them including themselves to reach higher "folds"
a "fold" is given to someone after they senselessly kill a large amount of people, the amount required is increased every fold which can be expressed with the equation kills(fold) = fold∑i=1 8i
by Alex Churchland November 17, 2022
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i wish i was francoise
by coolueikcake47 April 21, 2011
Get the francoise mug.When a long-running franchise, with a well-established fanbase, is raped. The rape will always be committed either by a money-hungry outsider with no love for the franchise, or an insider who's totally sold out. Sometimes a franchise can be gang-raped by a combination of the two.
The victim of the rape will always be disfigured beyond recognition by the vast majority of the fanbase, and many have been known to burn their eyes out upon first viewing.
The victim of the rape will always be disfigured beyond recognition by the vast majority of the fanbase, and many have been known to burn their eyes out upon first viewing.
In terms of franchise rape, which film wins: Indiana Jones 4 or Wolverine?
Indy 4 got franchise raped so hard, the entire fanbase has gone blind.
Indy 4 got franchise raped so hard, the entire fanbase has gone blind.
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In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.
Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...
But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...
Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.
Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...
But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...
Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
by Jacques Cheminade November 10, 2013
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