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Franchise player 

n. A Girl/Guy you plan on building your life around. This person has all of the qualities and characteristics of the person you want to spend the rest of your life!
Cuffing season is coming up, and I'm looking for my franchise player this season.

franchise envy 

The feeling fans of any team other than the Yankees get for the utter futility and frivolity of rooting for their team to win like the Yankees have and do.
The only reason he is suck a jerk is because of franchise envy.
franchise envy by zippogun June 6, 2007

franchise rape

When a movie ruins the franchise
X-Men Origins: Wolverine franchise raped the X-Men movies. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull franchise raped the Indiana Jones movies.

Franchise Drag 

The resistance in popularity created by a film which is good in itself being attributed to a popular franchise, this dragging the overall quality of the film down.
Terminator Salvation would be good, if it was just called Salvation, and preferably didn't involve Christian Bale. Tacking it on after Rise Of The Machines contributed a vast amount of franchise drag.
Franchise Drag by AndyTheRoo October 19, 2010

franchise whoring 

Franchise whoring is a type of corporate greed. It is defined as the act of slapping a well known name on a somewhat lackluster product. This is very prominent in the video game market, where companies such as Square-Enix will slap "Final Fantasy 7" or "Kingdom Hearts" on a product completely unrelated with the exception that they include one or two characters from the original, successful product.

Other specific cases of franchise whoring include:

Hyrule Warriors
Halo Wars
Every game with "Final Fantasy 7" that isn't Final Fantasy 7.
Every game based on a movie
Every movie based on a game
Every Kingdom Hearts game that isnt Kingdom Hearts 1 or 2.
The new Kingdom Hearts 24/7/69/420 game is a stretch from the first game... Squenix is REALLY whoring out their franchise to make a quick buck...

Ever since Square and Enix merged, most of the shit that has come out the pipe has been franchise whoring

Franchise Tag

v. To make an attractive girl your pseudo girlfriend without officially giving her the title of girlfriend, or making her wifey, due to character flaws or imperfections in appearance.

n. The opposite of a wifey chick. Just a girl you would spend time with and fuck, but if someone else wants em all they gotta do is offer her more playin' time and give up a couple of their 1st round chicks n it's what ever.
1st person: "Damn that girl is hot as shit, look at that ass!"

2nd person: "Yeah she aight, i mean i wouldn't make her wifey, but i'd Franchise tag that bitch fosho."
Franchise Tag by B.ceeders August 11, 2010