While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.
-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
-Yeah.
-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.
by douchewalker December 10, 2013
Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.
by Wetnapkin December 30, 2017
A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
by Reba-sama January 21, 2004
A film from the mid 90's starring Tom Hanks as a retard who seemingly takes part in every event in the 1960's.
Jimmy watched Forrest Gump 50 times last night just so he could see Tom Hanks' ass over and over again.
by Ginko Biloba September 07, 2003
by Lol Maryland February 17, 2020
1. The act of running away from a horrible situation (i.e. a blind date nightmare), and just take off running.
2. To just up and take off running, usually in someone's face with no remorse. Also known as "gumping it"
2. To just up and take off running, usually in someone's face with no remorse. Also known as "gumping it"
Man, that bitch wasn't the same as her pictures she sent. I Forrest Gumped that ho.
These punkasses tried to jump me in the alley. I straight Gumped those fools and bounced.
These punkasses tried to jump me in the alley. I straight Gumped those fools and bounced.
by TheRagingDemon856 February 12, 2010
Forrest Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so long that they end up grow gigantic beards.
Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The police? The government? Aliens?
Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.
Joe: Ah, I see now.
Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.
Joe: Ah, I see now.
by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014