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FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.
"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"
by 1122 February 5, 2009
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Disgruntled Former Employer

A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.
Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."

Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
by Murray Rothbard April 5, 2008
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Frommerized

To double deal, rip-off and pirate while profiteering from what you steal by providing a 'unique' service to others using the very items/ ideas you stole
My marketing guys proposed building a social network that uses small blog posts instead with real time search - I think they've frommerized Twitter...
by LuckyLarry June 16, 2010
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formerly Twitter

Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)
Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?
by jmacofearth September 15, 2023
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Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess
"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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Trans/Formers

Men who enjoy shitting on their significant other while being pegged.
"Oh yea my pronouns are Trans/Formers"
by Thierralikestitties July 22, 2021
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The Former Shaper's "Gym"

In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.

Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.

If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.

If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.

The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.

The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.
Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"

Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".
by WhoRya? February 19, 2009
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