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I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car
by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022
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I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it
Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!
by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012
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I'm here for the badger

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered
Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!
by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005
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I'm here for a good time not a long time

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda
VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time
by Mrglobey March 22, 2020
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here for the tea

a failed makeup channel turned drama channel who promises videos but never actually uploads. fans known as “tea stains.” she grew her audience by obsessively making videos about jaclyn hill and jeffree star and being mannymua’s #1 fan. former bff of youtube pariah john kuckian. much like him she is generally disliked by her colleagues and former kool-aid drinking audience. regarded as a bias unreliable source of information. previously known for screeching on younow streams calling fans stupid cunts, making fun of their weight and appearance, and openly encouraging her few fans to harass anyone who criticized her and her channel. as well as harassing and openly bullying both another drama youtuber petty paige and falsely accusing former youtuber subversive wallflower of being a different user on gg forums where hftt is regularly dragged by her wig until subversive left all social media due to the hate and relentless bullying from hftt’s gremlins. pushes her bts dirty work onto blind followers to allow for plausible deniability.
do you remember when here for the tea befriended a cyber stalker who harassed and doxed a fellow channel’s name address and family members? i sure do!
by former fan of tea bag lady January 7, 2020
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You can just die out here for all I care, DIE!

The best line from any book ever!.)The breadwinner graphic novel.)
Your crazy, CRAZY. You can just die out here for all I care, DIE!
by EV64290?Call me.) October 16, 2019
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Not here for you

When a person comes for you in a shady or disrespectful manner and you neither have the time or interest in entertaining their unwanted hostility. You are staying that you are NOT here for their foolishness and therefore don't care to further engage the situation.
Person 1: I really don't like you and I can't stand when you come around, you're TRASH.

Person 2: I really don't give two shits what the fuck you think about me, I'm NOT here for you! Please dismiss yourself from my presence.
by ahhmrr September 18, 2017
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