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footprints

*Tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete.

*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):

One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
"Whose footprints're these?"
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!
by Dave February 25, 2004
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Urban Footprint

A measure of the amount of space that people use when in public places like sidewalks, exercise paths and public transportation(trains, buses, etc.)
Joe: Did you see that guy sitting across 2 seats on the train yesterday?

Mike: Yeah. He has a huge urban footprint for such a small guy.
by NYCRunner July 27, 2010
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Social Footprint

The consequence of a clumsy or narcissistic social action. The Social Footprint is philosophically linked to the Carbon Footprint, implying that all human actions leave a trace, and sometimes have negative consequences.
Caroline says being a stripper is mark of her feminism because she's in control of her body, but what about the SOCIAL FOOTPRINT she leaves everytime she flashes her tits?
by Kate Pendry October 4, 2008
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carnal footprint

A measure of one's sexual activity and its impact.
John tended to avoid sex on a Sunday in an attempt to off-set his carnal footprint.
by Clarebear81 April 6, 2011
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Digital Footprint

How big of an impact a person is on the Internet.

Obsessed by individuals who are desperate for attention.
Size can be seen by googling the person's name.
I need to twitter every other second!

Quit getting off from your digital footprint!
by McLovinit November 5, 2009
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fudgie footprints

Tracking through dog shit and leaving some on the floor Usually in front of a whole bunch of people. This can be very embarrassing.
Fuck! I knew I should have checked my shoes. I'm leavin' fudgie footprints!
by anime_fuknutz May 21, 2005
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sausage footprint

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
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