Blast on fools

To use your strap/firearm on a human being. To shoot somebody.

1. Some bustas tried to jack my whip, so I had to blast on those fools.
2. If y'all see my parole officer, blast on that fool!

by Nigel Tufnel January 31, 2005

flopsy

A name for the cutest bunny rabbit that will overwhelm you with cuteness.
A beautiful majestic creature with a pure heart and soul.

Man, I had to punch a wall to feel manly again after seeing how cute that flopsy bunny was.

by TruthSpokn January 29, 2014

April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

April Fools!

by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

Foodsexual

Shit just shit

A: hello i'm foodsexual f-slur
B: shut up u aren't a part of lgbtq+
A: yes i am u bitch
B: shut up *goes away*

by _no January 21, 2021

Fools Grool

When eating a slutty woman's pussy, mistaking a left over cream pie as her Grool.

I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.

by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009