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foob

A combination of a fob and a noob.
Look at that foob! He's getting prawned while playing SSBM with chopsticks!
by Lucass May 9, 2007
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foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.
"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."
by Funambulator November 22, 2007
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Foobs

Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.
The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.
by Spencer45 March 11, 2021
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foobing

to act of not wearing a bra; conglomeration of "free" and "boobing"
I'm foobing to class today since I forgot to wear a bra.
by NsmC March 26, 2012
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Foobs

Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.
That chick has foobs
by Roxtor August 7, 2005
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Foob

Noun: fool, boob, specifically a cross between a fool and a boob.
"That joe is a complete foob."
by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006
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Foobs

A fat woman who has big breasts caused by excessive fat.
"Look at those two, it's sad how he is only drooling over her Foobs."
by 1Mexican2Princess5 April 16, 2014
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