The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
by Martin Burns April 27, 2006
Get the turd-fondler mug.When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
by gabriel92 May 14, 2009
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by Ekaven May 12, 2010
Get the Baby Fondler mug.An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
by nolawalking February 24, 2009
Get the Illinois Toddler Fondle mug.Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.
"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."
(touch)
"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."
(touch)
"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."
by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006
Get the fondle stripe mug.To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."
Guy 2- "DO IT!"
*Fondles*
Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
Guy 2- "DO IT!"
*Fondles*
Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
by RagTags December 26, 2010
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