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Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.
Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
by Justin Duong May 6, 2009
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Folkestone

Seaside town on the south east coast of England. Population around 50,000. Features of note: Debenhams (geriatrics' department store), two branches of Sainsbury's (a British supermarket), The Leas Cliff Hall (entertainment venue for once great acts before they finally fold or retire), for some reason a couple of very good grammar schools (The Folkestone School for Girls, The Harvey Grammar School), The Channel Tunnel and also 304 funeral directors.

Minor features: A pleasant fishing harbour, a soft drinks factory (Silver Spring Mineral Water Co Ltd), some chalk hills and a town centre infested with Chavs. Focal point of life for under eighteens is probably McDonald’s or KFC. For the over 65’s then it’s one of the 285 General Practitioners the town boasts – or the Cardiac Unit at the William Harvey Hospital, Ashford, prior to the services of the above mentioned army of undertakers.

Folkestone is not a young person's town, though does seem to be a minor magnet for asylum seekers. You can often see the police picking them up on the motorway where they’ve just popped out of the back of some unsuspecting lorry that’s just arrived on the Eurotunnel or on a ferry in Dover.
Yes, I've been to Folkestone. Biggest departure lounge in Britain - thousands of old codgers shuffling around waiting for the Grim Reaper or a Blue-Cross Saver Day at Debenhams. The air was full of vultures waiting for an easy meal.
by Wizards Sleeve July 19, 2008
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Fluke

1. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.

2. English house-pop trio from the early 90's to later move onto trip-hop and electronica sounds. Most famous for the songs "Absurd" and "Atomb Bomb". Both off of their critically acclaimed album, Risotto.
1.That game was a total fluke. Nine times out of ten we would have beaten that team.

2. Did you hear the new Fluke CD? It's very good.
by GernomRune November 17, 2004
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fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.
hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.
by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006
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Folken

A guy that is a coding guru and good people.
'That Folken is such a coder man!'
by Alan January 11, 2005
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fluke

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!
by jester May 1, 2003
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Folake

An astonishing girl who will make you laugh until you die... and if you get on her bad side you're gonna regret it
"Yeah folake is my best friend!"
by pink_fluffy_unicorn April 14, 2017
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