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Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)
Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"
by BigBong69 November 20, 2015
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Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.
by Red283 August 1, 2016
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Fostering

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.
Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...
by Cy Simon August 22, 2008
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fodding

the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work
They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding
by Crust March 23, 2005
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Fognering

Just before fingering your partner, make the sound of a loud foghorn and blast away.
Yesterday was great, I was fognering my girl, then the coast guard turned up.
by Fogner March 8, 2016
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fonderning

The act of being away from one's loved one and feeling the fondness and longing growing in the heart.
"Babe this business trip is taking so long. The fonderning is killing me!"
by Hēikè July 30, 2019
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Fendering

When you stick your weiner into a girls glizzyhole so hard that she cums within 5 seconds her gspot no longer exists
Fendering “Chloe Got Fendered by Tom at the party last night i heard the bed rocking from down the street
by A Man Who Likes Crackers September 30, 2020
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