Flying Dutchman

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.

man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.

by Robrobrockstar February 12, 2006

Flying Dutchman

The act of zip lining into your lover's intimate parts.

Guy: Can I give you a Flying Dutchman?
Girl: Yummy, I want some of that!!!!
Guy: Here I come!!!!!!!!!!! (Zip lined into girls intimate parts)

by Raging_Pooper6547 December 13, 2014

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.

I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

by Alexcellent-69 March 10, 2015

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Its one girl, and 5 guys...one in each hand, one in the mouth and one in each hole down below...essentially she is floating like only the ancient sea-creature would

yo me and my 4 boys had this sick flying dutchman on lisa last night

by christheboy November 11, 2005

Flying Dutchman

Ghost of a dead animated pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.

Ex Bishop Hendricken teacher Jelle Wiersma.

The Flying Dutchman scared the shit out of Patrick.

The Flying Dutchman is my physiology teacher.

by Joe Mama August 23, 2003

Flying Dutchman

When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.

I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks

by Soapy the great October 27, 2020