flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

Flurp

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

by Dsaramina May 26, 2009

flumpy dumpy

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet

You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!

by greg123250 September 12, 2016

purple flurp

a fucking 'jimmy neutron' beverage.

look at that woman who has a vagina. she's drinking purple flurp with a man who subsequently has a penis. lolz!

by liberalwizardtyler June 19, 2008

Flurfy

Soft, cudddly, cute. -Ali's word

The dog is very flurfy.

by Kristeeey April 19, 2009

flumpy

{Fluffy} and {lumpy}.

I have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.

by jesusgirl101 February 23, 2009

flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

by Big Al February 24, 2004