flumpkins

A demonic cat.

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.

by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009

Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master March 5, 2005

Flumpkin

The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.

My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.

by Bill U. January 23, 2007

flumpy

to be bouncy and soft. something you would usually find on a fat person, but in this incident on a skinny person.

naomi's cheeks are flumpy

by cam likes words January 14, 2008

flumpkin

the female version of the blumpkin

"I was giving this chick a flumpkin and she shit all over my eye."

by slaytrain69 November 2, 2008

Flumpy

When someone is fat and lumpy at the same time.

Hey look, she’s so flumpy!

by Lizzie Rein February 5, 2021