Siamese Faucet

A Way to annoy someone called josh

Josh go Google a Siamese Faucet

by Little_Lilly August 17, 2018

Gary Faucett

A legend probbably you dad but your mom is to ashamed to say it "I know he is mine said J**** K***

Gary Faucett is such a legend

by Beef on my tits March 12, 2019

Hot faucet

Diarrhea that is so bad that it feels like a hot faucet running out of your ass.

I ate some spicy tacos and now my ass is like a hot faucet!!

by SatchJR May 28, 2006

flucksability

the degree to which fucking is possible or likely to take place

kat-come over next weekend because my schedule has more flucksability as my roommate will be out of town.
kent-perfect! that makes up for getting shut out at the picnic...

by dark korner September 24, 2016

fauce

complete and utter swag.

yo dude check out the new kicks!!
shit bro those are fauce
thanks g

by hotdogwater69 February 24, 2021

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008